Elon Musk Promises He Won't Make a Scene If Invited to the White House
Do the Right Thing Tesla CEO Elon Musk’s feud with *checks notes* President Joe Biden rages on — but he promises that he’d be on his best behavior if he’s ever invited to the White House. The...
View ArticleElon Musk Furious That Biden Didn't Praise Him During State of the Union
State of Disunion Tesla CEO Elon Musk is still angry that the White House is giving his company the silent treatment — and he wants the president to know it. The billionaire told CNBC on Tuesday that...
View ArticleBiden Issues Executive Order to Finally Regulate Cryptocurrency
President Joe Biden has issued a first-of-its-kind executive order (EO) to regulate cryptocurrencies. But it’s unclear what exactly will change — if anything at all. The White House announced the...
View ArticleUS Create Emergency Plans Just In Case Putin Decides to Nuke the World
Emergency Protocols As war continues to rage in Ukraine after the Russian military launched a full-scale invasion of the country last month, the US government is quietly planning for the worst. The...
View ArticleJoe Biden is Worried About Monkeypox
The President of the United States says he'll be concerned about monkeypox if it starts to spread more widely than it already has. Following this week's report that the disease was confirmed in the US...
View ArticleWhite House Says President Joe Biden Has COVID
According to a White House statement, president Joe Biden has tested positive for COVID-19. They say he's experiencing "very mild symptoms," likely because he's vaccinated and has also received two...
View ArticleJoe Biden Mocked for Tweeting About EVs With Pic of Gas Car
Pure Optimism It's no secret that US president Joe Biden is prone to gaffes. But confusing a gas-guzzling Corvette sports car for an electric vehicle has us stumped. "You all know I'm a car guy," Biden...
View ArticleBiden Really Screwed Up When He Said the "Pandemic Is Over"
You'd think that in the two-plus years since March 2020, the US government might have learned a thing or two about the importance — and precarity — of public health messaging. Unfortunately, though,...
View ArticlePresident Biden Says He's Concerned About Nuclear "Armageddon"
Fightin' Words President Joe Biden is publicly warning that the world is closer to the brink of a nuclear "Armageddon" than it has been since the height of the Cold War — but thankfully, there are no...
View ArticleCreepy Deepfake Shows Biden Sing the "National Anthem": Baby Shark
Doo Doo Doo Doo Someone deepfaked a video of President Joe Biden singing "Baby Shark" and calling it our "national anthem" — and as scary as that precedent is, the video itself is pretty amazing....
View ArticleRidiculous Voice Cloned Joe Biden Speeches Are Going Viral
Commander in Keef Being the butt of the joke in absurd memes steeped in irony practically comes with the job of being the president of the United States. And the memes are evolving, folks. Now, people...
View ArticlePresident Biden Meeting With Advisers to Discuss Explosion in AI
Dark BrAIndon President Joe Biden is to meet with the scientific advisors of the President's Council of Advisors on Science and Technology (PCAST) today to discuss the "risks and opportunities" of...
View ArticleJoe Biden Can't Get a Bluesky Invite
Heads of Late While many users are still clamoring to get an invite to former Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey's Twitter clone Bluesky, there are some VIPs that are being refused outright at the door. The...
View ArticleBiden Apparently Got Scared of AI After Watching the New "Mission: Impossible"
Spooked Earlier this week, US president Joe Biden signed a sweeping executive order on artificial intelligence, setting up new directives to keep humanity safe from a number of dystopian doomsday...
View ArticleObama Has Secretly Been Working on AI for Biden
Phone a Friend It turns out that former President Barack Obama had a heavy hand in crafting current President Joe Biden's AI agenda. On Monday, Biden announced a sweeping — though resoundingly vague —...
View ArticleOfficials Investigating AI-Powered Joe Biden Calling People in New Hampshire
Malarkey Bot Robocalls in New Hampshire during election season are nothing new — but one that used President Joe Biden's voice to dissuade people from voting in the state's presidential primaries has...
View ArticleOperator of AI-Powered Joe Biden Unmasked, Criminal Investigation Opened
Vote Not Officials say they've identified the culprit behind an AI-generated robocall featuring a fake President Joe Biden telling people not to vote — a weird bit of AI-inflected political maneuvering...
View ArticleEccentric Magician Responsible for AI-Generated Joe Biden Calling Voters
Dirty Tricks Magician Paul Carpenter has made a name for himself for holding world records in fork bending and straitjacket escapes, not to mention publicity stunts such as wearing only a fig leaf in...
View ArticleDoctors Say Trump Is Displaying Clear Signs of Cognitive Issues
At 81 years old, president Joe Biden has attracted significant voter misgivings over his age and mental acuity. But his rival in the upcoming presidential election, Donald Trump, may be dealing with...
View ArticleRobocaller Who Spoofed Joe Biden’s Voice With AI Faces $6 Million Fine
Deepfake Deterrent As election season heats up, the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is sending a strong message to anyone who seeks to use artificial intelligence on robocalls. Democratic...
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